I like getting spam.

spam

It’s a very good thing. I really couldn’t could stop it if I wanted. Let me have a look…

(I’m going to load up my stats now just for you…)

Warning: file_get_contents(/home/james/inc/mailstats.txt) [function.file-get-contents]: failed to open stream: No such file or directory in /var/www/vhosts/www.squish.net/wordpress-2.7.1/wp-content/plugins/phpexec.php(78) : eval()’d code on line 3
Oh yes, here we go. This is good. Today I’ve received 0 spams so far - I can put them to good use with yesterday’s 0 spams. Tasty.
Whilst I’m here, I’ve noticed that I’ve been given, absolutely free of charge, viruses so far today, which I can put along with yesterday’s viruses. They’ll come in handy, f’sure. You haven’t said anything nasty to me recently have you?

Data updated every twenty minutes from procmail’s mailstat with filtering by spamassassin, jmba and f-prot.



2 Responses to “Spamaholic”

  1. Fiona Henderson-Gough Says:

    A friend forwarded this to me. It’s ace! “Spam up!” as they say!

  2. PENIX Says:

    Spam is AWESOME! I’m creating a website specifically to get people like us get more spam. http://www.spamaholic.net

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